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. Sue
60 GLORIOUS YEARS
Sue's 60 this week
Carlisle's best hack
She gets all the scoops
And knows all the crack
Her colleagues and rivals
Are left in her wake
‘Cos Sue's always first
When the big stories break
She's covered disasters,
Scandals and crime
But it's holiday freebies
That takes up her time
Her favourite was Finland
Supping Sahti all night
Before heating up Santa
To 212 Fahrenheit
But now that she's 60
She's eased up the throttle
And the only thing she now heats
Is her hot water bottle